kids say the darnedest things

Skip: Xavier are you sexy and you know it?
Xavier: no
Starr: yeah, Xavier you are tell me you are.
Xavier: no, daddy is. Him is sexy and him knows it



Serenity: mommy, we have to look for a mouse so we can cook it and try it.
Me: WHAT????
Serenity:  we have to try and find some mice so we can cook them and eat it to try.
Me: why would we do that?
Serenity: you know mommy, it's just like the turkey. You and daddy say that we have to try everything. so we have to find some mice to cook and try.